Things said to a Witch!!

I know people say there is no silly questions ........ But people are wrong lol the questions I get asked about being a Witch and the path of Witchcraft are sometimes mind blowing.

1. So do you dance around naked?

I am like no. Only when it's warm lol

2. So do u worship the devil? 

No there is NO DEVIL in the Craft!!!

3. So are you gay? 

No why? Then they would say, 

Only girls can be Witches.

4. Do I shag the trees?

No haha

5. Do u know that you are going to hell?

Am I lol

6. So do you believe in all this then?

I hate this question because I would say back to them, why would I be practising it then. 

7. So does it scare you then?

No because it my way of life! Why would it scare me, it's what I am.

I get some  really silly and offensive questions!!

I love walking the path of the Witch!!!